Laws of the Kingdom of Nania

The following document represents the acknowledged laws of the Kingdom of Nania. Disobeyance of any of these laws will result in [REDACTED].

⠀⠀0. Government officials may break these rules.


 * 1) No referring to Nania as Crocistan.
 * 2) For every free cookie that you take, you must say "Thank You".
 * 3) No saying "xyz is obsessed with bytes".
 * 4) Any entries to this wiki which result in a loss of bytes is to be reverted.
 * 5) Telling store owners that selling lemons is uncool is actually uncool.
 * 6) No cookies from 2am-3am E.S.T (we gotta restock).
 * 7) Catholic or Protestant or Orthodox.
 * 8) When you meet the King, you must say "Hi".
 * 9) Luring pet rabbits into a cage and then shaking their cage is strictly forbidden.
 * 10) No positive mentions of the Kingdom of Calvin or Calvin.
 * 11) Calling the King an alligator is a no go.
 * 12) No crocodile is dumb. They're all intelligent, with some lacking brain cells.
 * 13) All must worship Phil Swift.
 * 14) People who believe "IDC" stands for "I Do Care" are not to be spoken about.
 * 15) There are no refunds for lemons which you do not need.
 * 16) It is advised to say stronk instead of strong.